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wcfields2009 78M
909 Beiträge
1.5.2017 4:14 Uhr
The Joys of Teaching Part 5


The students in a Catholic school were lining up for lunch in the cafeteria. As they went down the line, they noticed a sign attached to a bowl full of apples.

The sign read, "Take only one. God is watching."

A little farther down the line was a plate of cookies for dessert. Next to this plate was a sign written in a student's scrawl.

This sign read, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

wcfields2009 78M
1355 Beiträge
1.5.2017 4:16 Uhr

Who said


wcfields2009 78M
1355 Beiträge
1.5.2017 4:16 Uhr

Catholic schools


wcfields2009 78M
1355 Beiträge
1.5.2017 4:17 Uhr

don't have


wcfields2009 78M
1355 Beiträge
1.5.2017 4:17 Uhr

wise guys in them?


Hungr4Yungr 75M
5766 Beiträge
1.5.2017 7:48 Uhr

Smart kid!


azlyn456 43M

1.5.2017 8:11 Uhr


OnDaFence 36M/44M

1.5.2017 9:59 Uhr

Now I can see that!


Backwardsguy 57M

1.5.2017 14:46 Uhr

my Jewish son was a bad problem student, So I took him to a Catholic school in the heart of the Bronx NY to tour with a Strict mother superior nun who he argued with every dam step of the tour until he rounded a corner and saw a life sized statue of Jesus on the cross exactly 6 feet high and wide.

He instantly shut the fuck up. returned to his Kosher H.S. getting straight A's his next three years.

His screaming each night nightmares of hammers pounding nails into flesh were well worth the efforts as I wore ear muffs and was none the better off..

He also hates Chryslers for some strange reason????